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Bon Bon Jokes app for iPhone and iPad


4.6 ( 8656 ratings )

Developer: Kendal Slack
0.99 USD
Current version: 1.0, last update: 54 years ago
First release : 19 Dec 2016
App size: 21.55 Mb

Fully forged in the hallowed halls of the handcrafted hands of the mightiest minnows, this sticker pack captures a curated collection of quite the hilarious jokes indeed (50, in fact).

If youve ever opened a Christmas Bon Bon (cracker, for the non-Aussies amongst us!), unfurled the undeserving joke and wondered firstly how those joke writers are paid (in watermelon seeds, probably), but secondly, how can I share this pure piece of uproarious Unobtanium with my closest of cool BFFs— wonder no more!

What do you call a sheep with no legs? What do you call a horse in pyjamas? Who invented fractions? What do clouds wear? Rest assured, this sticker pack does not shy from the hard questions the likes of Archimedes, Newton, and Nikola Tesla averted their avid gazes. A cloud, a zebra, Henry the 1/8th. See? This is a curated collection guarded by a custodian caretaker of untold legend.

Bon Bon Jokes Sticker Pack sounds the way Taj Mahal looks by moonlight. It is the tricolon to Churchhills tetracolon of nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat— blood, sweat and tears.

Do not go gentle into that good night., because in this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. What a funny little new prismatic Australian gold sticker pack.